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Skinny Love Explained
methlabrador: when people say “i dont believe in science” what are you even talking about
me: mom i got all A's
me: mom i cleaned the whole house
me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
mom: is this your cup on the table?
mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
Getting straight A’s is like selling your soul to the man.– My mom, about me being valedictorian
fightwellyounglions: I really hate you sometimes, tumblr. Laughter and tears at the same time.
One day, you’re 17 and you’re planning for someday. And then quietly, without...– (via rottingghosts)